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The Fictional Four

by Luke Sheepy

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We're an upcoming band called the Fictional Four Buns in the van, we like tapas on tour Big Drew on the bass, yeah, he knows the score Plenty of space in our four by fours We're crowdfunding our way to the USA Meet our shredder its "Own Amp Dave" He leads daily yoga on our gigs away Juice up the van with premium fuel We cut up cucumbers to keep us cool We're crowdfunding our way to the USA This is a risky hobby our careers are on the line If we don't make a profit we'll have to say bye bye Every night its a 3 star, sometimes 4 (hotel) Morning swim or a pedicure I'm on the WiFi and I'm checking my shares Just a small fee so we really don't care
2.
Ironfisted 02:30
What is this injustice smacked in the face with an iron fist What is this injustice punched in the face with an iron fist What is this injustice whacked in the face with an iron fist Where did it all go wrong? This just isn't on Why do I feel small Now I'm on the floor Beaten and distraught Just an afterthought This just isn't on Where did it all go wrong? It sure feels like I've been punched by iron fist It sure feels like I've been punched by iron fist You won't get the best of me I'll come back round indefinitely
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Slowburner 02:44
Don't unplug your earphones if you're listening to this It may not have a catchy chorus or some special licks Treat it like a shoe you have to wear it in You'll see that its a tune It's a slowburner No initial vibe Slowburner Listen lots of times Many men and women may not give it a chance They would rather listen to something they can just dance to They are missing out press repeat and find out Don't look for a hook in this Slowburner No initial vibe Slowburner Listen lots of times No instant love but in the end it grows on you No instant love then you'll realise its a tune
4.
Dave's having a meltdown x 3 and it could be us Quarter of a century old Clueless and career unknown Digging yourself out of a hole No idea where you are going And it burns, it burns, it burns, it burns Dave's having a meltdown x 3 and it could be us Probably need a kick up the ass New ideas never quite start All your friends are drifting apart And finding love is just too hard And it burns, it burns, it burns, it burns Dave's having a meltdown x 3 and it could be us I'm having a meltdown and it could be you
5.
Day seven on the road Stress level overload Everybody’s had a moan cos we’re running out of merch Couldn’t take it all with us A lack of space on our bus No other way to dress it up We just underprepared Hoodies were the first to go With their sick new logo T Shirts could've gone for a fiver more Last was a dream The venue was the place to be We gave away so much fo free And now we’re running out of merch I’ve become a bag of nerves Low on records no more shirts Were running out running out It’s just as I said before Running out of merch on tour All the options we explored Like getting more sent What I call a horrid day Only got what's on display Those other bands will capitalise At our expense Hindsight shoulda got it right It really was an oversight No surprise if we sell out tonight It’s a good sign that it’s gone They like to put our shirts on But it's still doing my head in that were running out of merch I’ve become a bag of nerves Low on records no more shirts Were running out running out Why couldn't we get it right Now there's nothing to buy
6.
You want to reach the lights x 4 It's always on your mind x 4 You'll only pull them down x 4 I tell you all the time x 4 It's too hot any way Forget it if you please You'll get there some day Keep crawling on your knees In the kitchen I hear the wash machine Where's your cat gone She's nowhere to be seen Seen You wanna reach the lights you wanna reach the lights
7.
Honz and Butch and Honz and Butch and Honz and Butch and Honz and Butch are coming home How many years has it been? And it's only for a week (Help them out, help them out, help them) How many times have they put us Or they've let us stay all night All they need is a bed A place to rest their heads A base to get to and from And they'd do anything for you And it's only for a week, only for a week only for a week, only for a week
8.
I am a love struck crazy boy on the scene Hoping maybe you'll come to me Will you come to me You're the lady I like to see Cute and dainty face like a dream Pretty as can be Love engulfs my heart Stunned, it's hit me hard It was never on the cards I am a love struck crazy boy with no fear I must have you will you be my dear Pretty as can be You'd be everyone's number one But I'm most genuine, not a con Crazy as can be Love engulfs my heart Stunned, I see us in the stars It was never on the cards I am a lovestruck crazy boy with no plan I must have you will you be my man Will you come to me Will you come to me It was never on the cards
9.
Now this was my life This was my fream What have you done Wine, spirits and beer All in good cheer Now it’s disappeared All I want is a licence On a Premises near here There’s never been a disturbance We’re respectable and clean Now I beg politely You find me on my knees I am on the verge of bankruptcy How, has this happened to me? Where will I go? And all my employees Wine, spirits and beer All in good cheer Now it’s disappeared This was all for the family Where’s an ounce of your decency Can’t you see what you’ve done to me The railway line has crippled me
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11.
I need to let it roar, I need to let it roar You need a solid floor, you need a solid floor I need to turn it up, I need to turn it up Plug in and whack it up, plug in and whack it up Three tonne amp Built like a tank Tilt and crank Make you a champ x 2 You want to hear some noise, you want to hear some noise It’ll knock to you the floor, knock you to the floor I need to turn it up, I need to turn it up Plug in and whack it up, plug in and whack it up Three tonne amp Built like a tank Tilt and crank Make you a champ x 2 My three tonne amp x 4 My Three tonne amp It’s Built like a tank Just Tilt and crank It will make you a champion (Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, It will make you a champion x 4) My three tonne amp
12.
There we were, me and her Caught up in a nightmare In Madrid, so humid But in a safe shopping centre So we thought, As we talked No time to browse People walked, Chatting loud In this normal mall What would unfold, In this zone The last thing we were expecting Dropped my bag, something’s wrong Sense of fear is collecting In my group, I feel alone People look like they’re in a rush Panicked mums, Frightened eyes All a sudden, cries Here they come, here they come, here they come Here they come, here they come, here they come Lie down! Play dead! If you don’t a bullet might go through your head On the ground! Send help! I don’t see how this is gonna get resolved. Okay! Stay Calm! They’re not near us now I think they’re at the gates Look here! Our bags! We have got enough supplies to last us through the night It surely Can’t end like this I’m not sure I can do this Some fault of The government I’m a tourist, I’m a hostage, Is this reported? Can they stop it? Yes they’ve gone, yes they’ve gone, yes they’ve gone Yes they’ve gone, yes they’ve gone, yes they’ve gone In came the rebels The place was on lockdown Room by room was Controlled by the gunmen How did we get caught up In this conflict? Lucky for us they have No want to kill us For we are mere tourists x 4 The siege ensued, political feud I never know what happened We got up, off the floor I got asked to run an errand “Can you go, to the 4th floor” she roared, I just felt annoyed With my bag of sweets and food Enough to see it through. We all saw it through

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The Fictional Four is a year in the life of a rock band striving for stardom like many others. Loosely based on the experiences of my own and other friends bands, the problems and comradery of four lads called Charlie, Drew, Dave and Joe.

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released August 19, 2020

all recorded by Luke Jones of Sheepy

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